Roy Keane - guardian of footballing integrity.
The perpetually grumpy Cork man can be relied upon to call out bulls**t wherever he sees it.
And he saw it last night.
Currently 10th in the Premier League table, Chelsea desperately needed a win against Paris St Germain last night in order to rescue something from this abysmal season.
But not only did they lose to the French side and crash out of European competition, fans also had to watch one of their star players appear more interested in swapping jerseys with the opposition.
AT HALF-TIME.
Keane’s contempt for Eden Hazard exchanging jerseys with Angel Di Maria at the break is a joy to watch.
“What is going through a player's mindset?” he asked in disgust. “In such a big game, they are thinking about swapping jerseys at half-time?
“I wouldn’t even bother at the end of the game. At half-time? Shocking.”
You tell ‘em Roy.