At this point, it feels like a Patrice Evra Instagram post needs no introduction, but here goes: this is Evra, rapping, in a car, with someone dressed as a panda.

Evra’s video is another obscure one, with a panda interrupting halfway through, and Patrice saying: “Be a panda coming soon!” whatever that means.

One day in the distant future someone’s going to come across Patrice Evra’s Instagram account; they’ll have a hell of a time working out where to begin.